What does it take to be absolved??

So, over two years ago, I did something that I wasn't proud of. I think it doesn't matter because it's been over two years, right?? Well, I recently found out that my former coworkers, that I haven't worked with for two years are STILL talking about this thing. So here are my hypotheses about why they are still talking:
1)They really have nothing more interesting going on in their lives to talk about. Wow, must suck to be that boring...
2) all the people who like to create drama have left, so they are stuck with using old drama.
3) They really just miss me so much, that they have to still talk about me all the time.

So, analyzing number one, I'll say that these people always had something going on in their lives when I worked there. The staff have not changed that much, and I doubt the people have decided to just shrivel up and do nothing, so I'm going to say that this one is pretty much null.

Let's anyalyze number two. Well, I know that most of the people that still work there are the same, which means that most of the drama causers have not left. So surely, there should be plenty of drama going around; enough that they don't have to recycle drama from over two years ago, right?

So that leaves number three. Since the other two are void, I'm going to have to say this one must be true! lol. I don't really care if they miss me or not. It just bothers me that people are still talking about me and trying to drag me into stuff when I'm not even in the picture any more. There has got to be someone or something more interesting than me. Talk about that!!!